Krytek

Krytek also known as "Sledgehammer", "Mr. Big Words" and "Big Dick Chris" is a legendary WoW player and one of the officers of top5 world guild Distopia. In Legion he made a name for himself as one of the few non-ape officers in Distopia and also one of the few DH's who isn't a spazz or retarded. He's known for saying it like it is and the name Krytek might possibly be a take on the words "Cry" and "Tech" because he makes the crappy players cry with his honesty. It might also be a reference to the ancient Mayans who worshipped "Critéchia" - a warrior angel prophecised to come down from heaven to annihilate the dangerous apes in the jungle, something Krytek later did when cleaning out the apes.

HoeHoe-controversy

On a snowy afternoon in June, 1987 - Krytek told fellow guild member HoeHoe to "stop being such a cunt" for which he took a lot of fire from women, the elderly and the midget community. HoeHoe replied "Oooh thats a big word" before later she later left the guild. She would have been kicked either way so good riddance!

Zoli-feud

Krytek is also responsible for starting the war between Distopia and APEZ. It happened on a foggy thursday night in Tomb of Sargeras. Progress was being made but main tank Zoli would not stop dying. This was quite normal but this night he tried to blame someone else and Krytek had enough of it. He started chanting "Ape" and a confused Zoli got enraged and started pounding his chest and throwing leaves before ragequitting. They are now arch enemies and Zoli has vowed to get revenge since.