Apez

Apez, not to be confused with the guild  or the band Gorillaz is a large group of individuals who terrorize the world with their stupidity, bad attitude, laziness and general crapness. Typically includes people from the dark corners of the world like Romania, Bulgaria, Turkey, Russia, the UK or Sweden - but every country has a population of Apez.

History

It is unclear when Apez was founded or who was the original leader, and very little is known about the origins in terms of where they originated from. However what is known is since the introduction of the internet more and more of them have appeared in broad daylight. The group grew rapidly between the 18th and the 20th century but exploded in the 21st century and now makes up for over half the earth's population.

Hierarchy

Apez has a hierarchy similar to that of the military ranks. Here is the current hierarchy ruling in Apez:
 * 1) Supreme Commander Zoli
 * 2) Grand Admiral Idrix
 * 3) Commander Thoko
 * 4) Lieutenant Porat
 * 5) Ensign Videlx