Dicky

"Dicky" also known as "Mikey" or "Crappy" is the random guy you get in a game when you can't queue as a full premade. Usually a loner who lives his life as a solo player who brings a foul smell and putrid stench wherever he goes. Not every random you will encounter is a "Dicky", but here are a few characteristics of the species:


 * 1) Awful at everything
 * 2) The reason for every bad thing that happens to your team
 * 3) Usually from a third world country like Germany, Poland, Turkey, Sweden or France
 * 4) Starts griefing and/or wants to surrender after first sign of loss
 * 5) Plays super passively and similar to AI
 * 6) Has the audacity of blaming you for losing when in fact you played flawlessly
 * 7) Has pride even though that ship sailed years ago
 * 8) Is the reason you never rank up

Origin:

The first "Dicky" was first encountered in the wild by legendary Champ Rocket League players "Ocean" and "Phazed" in a 3v3 game. A player named Dicky was missing open goals left right and center while also being responsible for the goals scored by the other team. A while later a similar player was spotted under the name "Mikey". Whether this was the same guy under a different name or a brother is left to be determined, but the conclusion was he was equally crap.