Chokedown at Orgrimmar

The chokedown at Orgrimmar, also known as "the embarrassment" and "the oceancrap" was a highly anticipated horrific vision run by Ocean with hundreds of viewers.

Background

Ocean had told Phazed about his plans to do a 5 mask horrific vision run and was encouraged to stream it. Ocean got quite anxious about it but some encouragement sealed the deal and Phazed broadcasted the event hours before it would take place, gathering a large crowd of people - according to sources between 5 and 100 members who wanted to tune in to the event. Bets were taken on how successful Ocean would be but Phazed had the back of his Grand Champ partner and the crowd all came with helpful advice.

Preparation

A map was made, weak auras were shared and everyone gave their piece of advice on how to make the run as smooth as possible. Ocean also spent his weekly allowance from Niskha on flasks, pots, stealth food, sanity restore food, scrolls, vantus runes and sharpening stones. With a map and a clear idea, and a large crowd of people cheering him on, Ocean was ready to take on the world and become the first Hyperactive member to set foot outside the dreaded 'The Drag'.

Actual Event

It started off well with Ocean using all his mobility CD's to flex his muscles and he breezed through 3-4 packs of mobs that could not see through the stealth. However, after just 12 seconds the first speed bump was hit when Ocean fell down a hill and had to backtrack to get past a pack of mobs. No biggie and Ocean got into the Drag with a ton of cheering voices and people clapping. Ocean wanted to make a name for himself so he did a risky pull of 1 pack + a mini boss, and also decided on a risky play to stand in shit. The gathering of people could only watch in horror as he got stunned for 20 seconds and cheat of death proc'd on the first pull.

Phazed wanted to throw in the towel but Krytek cheered Ocean on and he managed to salvage the horrible pull and follow it up with 3-4 mediocre ones. While the instant backfire was reminiscent of Titanic hitting the iceberg, Krytek was confident it was still salvageable. A shaky performance got Ocean through the Drag and into Valley of Honor. This was the big test. The dreaded Rexxar - the end boss that puts fear in any man. But to get there, just a simple navigation through the mist for a swift shortcut. However Ocean did not know the difference between left and right and when the group of people tried to guide him up the path, he panicked and went down a hole like a scared toilet brush. It was at this moment Ocean met his demise by a few random bugs who finished him off.

Aftermath

The event was advertised all over the internet and Distopia channel for hours before occurring and was afterwards described as "a shitshow" and "the biggest case of blueballs in horrific vision history". One anonymous Distopia member even commented "I paused my porn video to tune into THIS?!". Ocean was disgraced but he swore on that day that he would get his redemption burger. If that ever happens, remains to be seen.